lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

17 hours ago with 183,130 notes — via beccacookie, © bestvines12
#funny



1,189,781 plays

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

sometimeseveryonelives:

soggymuffins:

nosatan:

acetucker:

hulkgoesrawr:

PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

image

I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!

LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT

can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr

Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

17 hours ago with 218,619 notes — via princess-snickers, © petewentz-
#funny


Song: Lost Stars
Artist: Adam Levine
Album: Begin Again - Music From And Inspired By The Original Motion Picture
14,205 plays

seduff:

But are we all lost stars, trying to light up the dark?…”

17 hours ago with 1,240 notes — via gingerbbatch, © seduff
#music #begin again



4,126 plays

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

It’s officially September 1st. You know what this is going to be.

17 hours ago with 697 notes — via purplezebra68, © nodaybuttodaytodefygravity


nightmarebc:

brenanf999:

dontwantyourmoneysir:

anndruyan:

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive. 

Signal Boast

saving for glory, reblogging for justice.

17 hours ago with 756,379 notes — via assbuttofasgard, © anndruyan
#for edward #love you sweetie


sschol:

this is from spy kids

17 hours ago with 719,806 notes — via clitosaurusrexx, © nasturbate


ylmara:

Untitled on We Heart It.

ylmara:

Untitled on We Heart It.

17 hours ago with 178 notes — via assbuttofasgard, © weheartit.com
#accurate


"

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

"
— Get up and leave // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

Love this so much

(via manderzzzz17)
17 hours ago with 717 notes — via theuncommonplace, © be-fearless-brave-and-kind


skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

17 hours ago with 98,608 notes — via assbuttofasgard, © skeletongrazed
#funny


englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

image

17 hours ago with 291,072 notes — via assbuttofasgard, © englland
#accurate